Now, with his permission - or even without it - I've unearthed something else we can use to gently mock him.
During my researching on Shogun cars, I came across a review of Shogun 4 x 4s from Autocar magazine.
It has struck me that a direct link can be made between these 4 x 4s and Terry. Let's make up a slightly different Mitsubishi model, the Wogun, and use Shogun review directly for this vehicle:
Once having a huge market share, now very much niche-only, the Wogun is fundamentally dated but still reliable.'
The reason why this joke has some legs is because it has truth in it: Sir Terry's career has been very long, for years he had a breakfast show on Radio 2, he presented the Eurovision Song Contest, his back record is huge.
Now he seems to be semi-retired. But you can guarantee that if you hired him to present something for you, he would be totally reliable.
Bye for now, will post again soon.